| neighbors | | Two neighbors had been fighting each other for
nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and
teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.
For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the
bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a
half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being
ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front
of Bill's house. Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the
18-wheeler.
'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly. | |
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| 20 Tons of Canaries. | | 20 Tons of CanariesThere was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every
stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on
the trailer door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row
the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped
out and started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to
him and said, "I don't mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on
that door?"To which the trucker replied, "Sorry, can't talk now, I have 20 tons
of canaries and a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying
at all times." | |
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| BIG RIIG | | WE have any 18 wheeler drivers on mylot? yes or no | |
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| I Wanted To See Springer | | When I spent my summer in Chicago I wanted to see Jerry live but never had the opportunity b/c I got hit by an 18 wheeler on the interstate. Has anyone out there ever been to see his show? | |
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| Driving in all kinds of weather. | | Is there any type of weather you just absolutely hate to drive in? Tell me one of your worst experiences. I was taking my daughter to a baton twirling competition one icy day, and before I had gone 30 miles, I had slid off the road 3 times. The last time I spun around 360 degrees. I made up my mind that if I went off one more time, we would turn around and go home. Right after that we drove out of the storm and ice area and had beautiful sun the rest of the way on a three and a half hour trip. | |
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| New interest categories! | | I don't know if anyone else noticed yet, but it looks like myLot has added some new interest categories:Products that I use
Technologies that interest me
Automobiles I have driven or would like to drive
Roles that I play in lifeYay! Keep em coming myLot! | |
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| For people who have lost friends or loved ones to tragedy. | | This is a discussion that i would like to start for people (like me) who have lost friends or loved ones to tragedy. I lost a dear childhood friend of mine on January 29th of this year. Her name was Shannon and she was only 27 (just a baby!!) She died in a head on collision with another vehicle, i believe it was an 18 wheeler.
I am posting this on here to help me vent my rage at the unfairness of losing her like this. I know it sounds silly but i just hurt very badly and needed a way to vent. I hope that this discussion also helps others. | |
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| My prefered Health Drink | | For over 6 months now I regularly drink 3 oz a day. I have found that most of the pains associaited with driving my 18 wheeler for long periods of time have almost totally gone away. Headache are few and far between and I have begun to sleep better at night. Their are lots of benefits for usings this wonderful product. What are some of the results your are receiving from this product. | |
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| Working out. | | I keep telling my wife that driving and unloading an 18 wheeler is enough excersise to help with the aging process. I feel that as I go through my day the work I do is enough. Recently I have began to change my way of thinking. What are some of the ways you can incorporate exercise into you daily routine and what are some of the exercises you do. | |
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